Now for something completely different. Â And dirty. Â With a tortoise.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R3BYCT5oWw&feature=player_embedded
A tortoise having what seems to be some rather satisfying sex with a shoe.
After watching that, I think I need a cigarette. Â I also feel rather dirty. Â The Internet really is rife with porn, isn’t it?