Moron’s Harrowing Ordeal

A Texan woman got her car stuck in some mud in Idaho, and despite the fact that she was COMPLETELY UNINJURED and perfectly fine, proceeded to spend the next week in the car.  She “survived” by eating peanut butter M&Ms.  She would probably still be there, except the water in the pond she was stuck near started to rise, so she finally got out and walked (walked!) over to a nearby house to get help.

The only explanation she offered for this absolutely stupefying act of brainlessness was that she had “always been told not to leave her vehicle if she became stranded”.  Wow.  Just wow.  The best part is that this little gal who was just doing what she was told is 61 YEARS OLD.  In 61 years she never came up with anything better than “stay with the car” even if the nearest house is within walking distance for a 61 year old moron.

Cripes.  How did she make it to 61 years old?

Read it for yourself.  Wow.

Gumby Fails to Rob Convenience Store, foiled by pockets or Gumby hands, or both

Yes, this is a pathetic re-post of a silly news story.  It’s an effort to break the blog block I have been having lately.  It’s still funny.  Enjoy.

The clerk thought it was a joke and told Gumby that he had to go back to cleaning. Gumby insisted that the robbery was real and proceeded to reach into his Gumby-like pockets as if he were looking for a weapon, of which was never produced. The Gumby costume impeded his efforts to reach into his pockets and after fumbling around for several minutes, Gumby gave up his efforts and walked out of the store after dropping 26 cents out of his pocket.

Thank you, Internet.  Also hit the link for bonus surveillance video of this idiot.

Source:  Boing Boing and the San Diego News

 

Observing The Technically Unskilled

I will admit that there might have been a time, maybe two times*, that this has happened to me and the experience caused my very sanity to careen dangerously close to the guard rail, narrowly avoiding the plunge right into snarky geek valley.  Nobody likes a know-it-all and certainly nobody likes to feel stupid, but I have very very little patience for people who never get it. Ever. 

It’s a personal flaw, I realize that.  I’m working on it.  In the meantime, here’s a perfectly executed doodle that captures this kind of emotion for me.

Thanks Boing Boing, and Reddit

 

* – ok, maybe hundreds of times

Minecraft

I don’t really play video games much, for reasons I blog about a lot here, the main problem being available time.  But being a nerd that at least USED to play some video games, I still keep at least a half of an ear open for interesting games from time to time.  So I did in fact hear about Minecraft when it was becoming a major indy hit (over a million sales of the BETA version is a pretty good indicator that at least some folks think it’s fun).  I decided to give it a try the other night to see what the fuss was about.  Needless to say, it took very little time for me to introduce it to the boys and now we are all three pretty much hooked.  Then, Jordy’s boyfriend happened to see us playing and mentioned that he just started playing too.  There’s something about it, clearly.  It’s not for everyone, however.

I showed it to Nikki and she was a little put off by the (apparent) pointlessness of the game.  There’s no winning.  There are very few clear goals, except surviving.  Which I didn’t do all that well at first.  And I haven’t managed to actually eat anything yet, so the whole thing is still a bit touch and go.  However, there’s still something about the incredible sense of utter freedom in the game.  You want to build an enormous castle for no real reason?  Go ahead.  Want to dig to the bottom of the earth?  Go for it.  That’s kind of cool, but then I’m a huge nerd.

The whole reason I even mention this is I was catching up on XKCD and saw this one:

 

I can relate perfectly to both the truly fantastic wisdom teeth drugs, and the whole “organize the entire world” aspect of the game.  For the record, I grew my first tree underground the other day, so I am feeling pretty fricking good about myself right about now.  That will wear off quickly if Nikki catches me playing and starts making fun of me again.