This guy cut me off yesterday afternoon

jerk

On the way home yesterday this guy carefully looked at me, made eye contact, and then thoughtfully swerved right into my lane without even signaling, or waiting for an opening, requiring me to actually avoid his car.  He’s a jerk, so I thought I would get his plate and then do absolutely nothing about it (that’s what I do).  Fortunately that’s what cameraphones are made for, so I got this shot, but the timing was poor with my wipers so I can’t really even make it out now through the raindrops.  Sigh.

There’s your impotent, trembling, pathetic geek rage for today.  I bet this guy is scared now.

Guns in Churches, why not?

It’s hard to come up with a pun that hasn’t been overused here, so I won’t.  In the event that a gun toting maniac decides to come and shoot up the church knitting club in Arkansas, finally the ladies can now throw down and spray some hot lead back.  It’s now legal to carry a concealed weapon to church, so I guess the pastors and fathers of Arkansas had better look smart and not bore the congregation for sure now.

Thank heavens, it’s finally as Jesus had intended, I’m sure.

To be fair to Arkansas, it seems that they are not the first, in fact the article says there are 20 other states that allow churches to decide whether or not to allow concealed weapons.

Most of those states have “firearm blessing” services at the cloakrooms of the churches, allowing patrons to have their sidearms blessed while they themselves are attending church services.

Ok I made that last part up, but it doesn’t seem that far off now, does it?

Some days the slide into chaos seems more fun than others.  This isn’t one of those days.

Recession Fixer?

It seems that the bank guys will have to explain just what the hell they have been doing with all that money today.  While we all would love to see a severe scolding given to these arseholes, I think it will be much more likely that they will mouth the right words and do some insincere hand-washing, and that will be the end of it.  Maybe I’m getting cynical in my old age….

Does anyone really believe that any of this money will help the situation?  They started with $700 billion or so, and now they are adding another $800 billion.  That’s a trillion and a half of taxpayer money, going to businesses and banks, and there’s no sign of anything changing.  Wonderful.  However, it’s the average consumer’s fault that they aren’t spending that the recession is deepening, of course.

Here’s an idea (I’m sure it’s not the first time it’s been suggested):  instead of giving the money to banks to line their own pockets at the taxpayer’s expense, how about using that money to pay down individual mortgages?  The ballpark value of all residential mortgages in the US is about 10.6 trillion, according to this site (which means nothing, so this could be way off).  So you have $1.5 trillion to spend, and $10.6 trillion in the kind of debt that probably makes people control their spending the most.  How about you use this money to help pay off individual mortgages?  It wouldn’t be very fair if you paid off the whole mortgage, and it wouldn’t go far enough, but how about giving every household about a year’s worth of mortgage payments?  It would probably end up being about $16 000 or so per household (I made most of this math up, I have no idea how many households there are in the US).  Wouldn’t that change your spending habits just a bit?  I’m thinking that would be a much surer way to get that money spent in the economy that just giving it to some jerkoff banker.

I am not an economist, and certainly don’t manage my own money all that well, so that’s probably why this would never happen.

Financial Restraint

As I scrutinize my gas bill and finally decide that yes, that’s just one month’s bill and they did in fact receive my last payment, this story on the New York Times makes me more than just a little sick.  It’s a bit on how these financial executives won’t be able to maintain their current “standard of living” if President Obama’s plan to limit executive pay goes through.  The plan is a good start at breaking a corporate culture that sees incredible pay and bonuses regardless of performance.  Of course the plan would only apply to companies that seek government assistance, but it’s a start.

Imagine for a minute that your expenses added up like this:

PRIVATE school: $32,000 a year per student.
Mortgage: $96,000 a year.
Co-op maintenance fee: $96,000 a year.
Nanny: $45,000 a year.
We are already at $269,000, and we haven’t even gotten to taxes yet.

To say that this is ridiculous is an understatement, it’s like winning the lottery every year, and thinking you deserve it.  Incredible.  Here’s hoping these guys hurt at least a little, although their perspectives are so warped it’s hard to imagine any real hardship from “scraping” by on $500 grand a year.

Completely Unecessary

It feels sometimes like modern science is getting a little carried away with it’s own success.  Often medical science is amazing, and any breakthroughs that save a person’s life are of course welcome, but at times these things read like the most ridiculous playground bragging.

I give you this: surgeons remove healthy kidney through vagina.

Was that completely necessary?  I mean really.  It sounds like that surgeon made a bet with his buddies and had to go through with it.  I’m not all that convinced that in this particular case it was the very best decision for everyone.  If you notice in the following picture, everyone is smiling, except the lady in green.  Guess who had an organ removed from her vagina?  I rest my case.

Ouch

Ouch

O Brother, Where Art Thou? this isn’t

Two criminals made a valiant break for freedom today in New Zealand, dashing away from the courthouse and demonstrating why they are both in jail in the first place….

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgjPICWYC9o

Note that they had lots of time to decide what to do, but decided no decision at all was best.  Good job, lads.  Future Ottawa Transit Union leadership?

It brings this gem to mind from Despair.com: