Don’t stare at my monkey

This just in:  Zoo officials have imprisoned a chimp named Cheetah in Antwerp who is so devilishly charismatic they warn visitors to not look him in the eye, lest they fall under his spell.  What kind of magnificent chimp must he be?  I mean that must be one seriously persuasive chimpanzee, because I never found them to be all that compelling.   Comical, certainly, but I’ve never had any trouble avoiding eye contact with a chimp on roller skates or smoking a cigar.

Truly amazing that they have managed to capture this phenomenal animal.

News Round Up

Here’s your Monday News roundup.

From the department of futility, it seems that over the last decade the US Government has spent a billion dollars to try to get teenagers to stop having sex.  Brilliant use of that money, don’t they know they have a hugely expensive and incredibly wrong war going on?  No not the war on drugs, the other one.  No, not the war on the environment, the other one.

And remember when I said that using The Daily Show and Colbert for my primary sources of current events was a bad idea?  Well it turns out that it may not be such a bad idea, in fact a recent study shows that morons like me who watched those shows for news were actually the smarterest people of the bunch, including those who watched regular news shows.  Huh, imagine that.  I can’t wait to see what Colbert makes of that story…

Later folks.

Women… may we be forever young.

Courtney and I have just been enlightened lately on Cael’s view of women.

For starters, he is convinced that women don’t work. Obviously I’m not leaving him every morning and saying, “Bye honey, see you after work”, like he hears from Court, but it certainly isn’t what we are trying to teach. This became apparent when Cindy dropped over after work. Cael couldn’t wrap his wee head around Cindy having a job. He laughed and giggled at/with her thinking she was totally playing with him. Then he dismissed her, completely satisfied with his own conclusion that she must have just come from Robbi’s work. We’ve been working on that, but I think it will take a while.

Another Cael-ism is that he is convinced that women are not grown ups. Does this directly reflect my maturity level? I’m hoping not. Actually, it finally came out that women are not grown ups, because we can’t grow a beard. Funny how they think eh?

Well, my plan going forward is to work on this women’s right to work thing here at home, but I think I may leave the whole women never grow up thing alone. I’m willing to be forever young in his eyes.

Perhaps this is what they mean when they say, “Kids keep you young”. Amen to that!

Cousin Ange on the TV

Here’s some news:

My smart, attractive, single and now famous cousin Angie was on CBC last night. They had her on The National as part of a bit on adapting to climate change. It’s a good angle on the climate change stuff, talking about how people resist even the most obvious changes for no good reason. Anyway, Angie was on talking about her time in Bangladesh. She comes across as really smart and in my biased opinion better than the two chuckleheads on before her.

You can watch it for yourself on the CBC website today at least. I’m not sure if the link will work past today or not. Here’s the link to The National stream. While the whole show is of course very good, her segment starts at 43:20 or so, with Ange herself showing up at around 46:20.

Way to go Angie.

Appreciating Nature

Here’s a neat blog post, about some of the more impressive trees around the world.  Very neat stuff, trees certainly are one of the better things about nature.  I learned a few things for sure. Who knew they got so frigging big?  Man.

Not that it’s hard to do, but nature is a good thing, we should appreciate it more.

 Magnificent Trees

Body Hacks

Yesterday I read the most amazing article on Wired, I have been talking about it to everyone, and probably boring them to tears with it.  It talks about the advanced research projects going on for the American military, finding ways to make their soldiers stronger, tougher, etc.  The best part is it’s not anything even that creepy, but really logical hacks that have incredible results.

For instance:  they have a glove that acts like a radiator for your body, cooling you when you are hot, but also heating you up when you are cold.  The results of weight training with this thing are incredible.  The lab tech who is working on the project used to do 100 pullups in his normal workout.  After he started using this thing to cool down in between sets, he went from 100 to doing over 600 reps in just 3 months time.  It turns out that our muscles tire because of overheating, not because of any sugar use or acid buildup.  The biologist started using the glove and after four months did 1000 push ups on his 60th birthday.  Incredible stuff.

The glove is just one of their tricks, so go and read this article, it’s just so cool.