Happy Anniversary

Well today is our 7th anniversary (Nikki and I) and I must say that if I ever had to do it again, I would in a heartbeat.

What the calendar says happened 7 years ago feels like a long weekend at best, not years.  Nik, I love you so much, I can’t imagine a better person to spend another weekend with.  If I’m still writing this lame blog in another 7 years, I swear it won’t feel any different than the day we were married (although I imagine that I will end up with a little less hair by the 14th).  Living with you is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.  Thank you for letting me hang around this long….  🙂

Love you sweetheart.

Government Arts Funding, Censorship Included

A plan to cut government funding for TV and films that are deemed offensive or not in the public’s interest sure sounds like trouble in my mind.  While I can appreciate that perhaps they don’t want to be caught giving money to people making pornos (although that’s the only clear decision I can come to at the moment) the government is probably not going to be the best judge of art for anything that’s close to the line.

It’s funny but the Trailer Park Boys is mentioned in the article right away, despite the show being a hit it probably does offend just about everybody eventually.  In the best, funniest, least reverent way that I can imagine.  I can’t see many church groups tuning in, if you know what I mean.  Fortunately Nikki and I are already tainted so it can’t hurt us anymore.

Then again, as the article mentions there has always been at least a few checks and balances on this kind of funding (although the TPB have been receiving money from the beginning, so you do kind of wonder just what kind of checks there really are)  and the government hasn’t funded any pornos yet.  Or probably not any good ones.

So there you go, the wheel keeps turning.

Snake eats dog, family does nothing

A 5 meter python ate a family’s pet dog in Australia this week.  Even sadder still, the kids watched it happen.

But wait, before you feel terrible and sad for those poor kids, there’s more.

The snake had been stalking the dog for days before it actually attacked it.  DAYS.  For some inexplicable reason the family did NOTHING to save their dog in  days.  I mean yes, it’s a big snake, but that’s just the point, it’s 5 fricking meters long, how did you miss it?  Seriously, that’s just crazy.  How can you somehow not notice the huge killer reptile in your yard?

Douglas said the snake had actively stalked the dog for a number of days, and the family that owned the dog had actually seen it in the dog’s bed, which was a sign it was out to get it.  

Yeah, don’t move the dog’s bed into the house or anything.  And would it kill ya to let the dog pee in the front yard?  Or wherever the huge hungry snake ISN’T? 

Hon, did you let Fluffy out for a pee? 

Yep.

Did you check to see if the snake was there?

Yep.

Was it there?

Yep.

Oh, ok.

It’s not like the dog had much of a chance, it was a chihuahua for crying out loud.  What chance does a little dog like that have sleeping outdoors in a place like Australia?  You think I’m too hard on Australia?  Maybe.  Useless little dogs like that get eaten by owls and hawks in Canada, but at least you don’t have DAYS to wait for that to happen.  It’s sort of:

Ok, go for a pee.  OOPS, wow look at that.  That’s a big bird. Yep. He’s gone.

 Have a good weekend, folks.

Raising Smart Kids

 I saw a link on Metafilter titled “the secret to raising smart kids”, so I was of course interested immediately. It was a great read, and is something that I can identify with in my own rather erratic scholastic career. Basically the idea is that there are two ways kids can think of intelligence; something that is like a talent, fixed and something you either have or you don’t, or you can think of it as something you can develop with hard work, which is therefore limitless.  Kids that have been told they are smart when they do something well (or when they succeed without expending any effort) eventually become averse to hard work and attempting something difficult (which they inevitably run into at some point) because they value looking smart over actually working hard to achieve something. Good marks are similarly valued, instead of actually learning how to work through a problem, regardless of getting the correct answer. 

 This is a fundamental difference of course, and the article refers to some studies that actually support these theories.  They took kids and told some of them that intelligence is something that can be developed like a muscle, and these kids turned their school year around.  They displayed much more persistence and resilience to failure on a hard problem than the rest of their class.  For these kids, failure is a sign of a lack of effort, not because you are dumb.  It’s amazing such a seemingly simple tactic can have such an effect, but there you go.

 I highly recommend the read, it resonated strongly with me.  I definitely walked right through high school with hardly any effort at all and as a result sucked pretty bad when a real challenge came around in university. 

The Secret to Raising Smart Kids

Stay at Home Servers

Sure, it’s marketing, and yes, it’s primarily for nerds, but it’s frigging funny marketing.  I saw a banner ad of all things advertising a new product from Microsoft, Windows Home Server.  The hook is an ad for a fake children’s book called Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?  It’s a great take on kid’s books trying to explain why having a server at home is not a weird thing at all, it’s very very normal.

The site is complete with a Colbert-esque news man with some very funny short pieces on why stay at home servers will tear families apart, etc.  He’s hitting on the Mom, while ridiculing the Dad and kids.  It’s some nice marketing from Microsoft, without hitting you over the head with the technical stuff it comes across as funny and memorable.  Some of the best ads I have ever seen from Microsoft, really.

Check it out.

Stay at Home Servers

Hey! You got your rubber in my urine…

Here’s something I have a hard time figuring out.  A scientist is trying to find a way to make rubber more useful, ends up adding a component of urine to the regular ingredients, and whammo you get self-healing rubber.  What made him think of that?  Did he run into a lot of problems during the process and just get pissed off?

I would like to apologize for the use of that most feeble pun.

The only thing that makes all of this ok is the reassuring fact that the scientist really hopes to make toys out of this stuff:

“The resulting material is a cross between silly putty and a rubber ball”

Well, that’s certainly what every parent would want.  I definitely want my kids playing with nothing but piss-rubber toys (which is the trademarked product name) from now on. I want piss-rubber(tm) stains all over the walls and ceiling from the piss-rubber(tm) balls, naturally. Incidentally, piss-rubber(tm) would make a more than natural fit for a material to use to make rubber truck nuts.