Nature Roundup

Time for a roundup of strange natural happenings, and of course adorable animals.

  • WTF Nature is a good overall resource for strange natural things, lots of contributors.

So there you have it.  All of your natural wonders covered here in excruciating detail.

The horror, the horror

This poor child has a disorder that prevents him from sleeping.  Ever.  He’s never slept a night in his entire life.  Apparently not sleeping for the first four years of his life also makes him a tad cranky.

His parents, however, are fine.  Juuust fine, thank you.  FINE I said.

We have great kids, I enjoy them a lot.  And they all enjoy sleeping a lot.  I love it when they sleep even more, however.  It’s grownup time, and some days it is as necessary as oxygen.  To think of these parents locked into a sandy eyed, bleary hell for all of this time gives me the willies.  My eyeballs would probably actually physically shrivel like raisins in their sockets, falling out periodically, inducing sudden vertigo.  Between that and the involuntary limb windmilling, and sudden screaming (I’m referring to the symptoms of the parents of course), it’s a wonder they haven’t been arrested for something yet.  Although I would imagine that would be a sweet release in a way.  Locked in a dark room full of sex offenders and murderers for 8 hours… in my books very much preferable to 4 years without sleep.

Can you tell that we value sleep at our house?

Humility before nature

As I wake up on a picture perfect spring day, skip outside without a coat and bathe in the beautiful sunlight, it behooves us to remember that we exist here because nature tolerates us, and sometimes are subject to her moods and tempers.

The unexpected eruption of a volcano in Chile is certainly one such mood, it seems.  That is definitely scary enough, but check out what happened when a thunderstorm collided with the plume of ash.  Absolutely breathtaking, and it drives the point home that for all our fancy intellect and technology, we could be wiped off the earth if we make her mad enough.

Here’s a picture I stole without permission from the link above.  Awesome.

Out of the Mouths of Babes…

Not much from me today… just a few little tidbits that I thought I might share.

1.    Cael today on the way home from an awesome day at preschool…was my duty day today…says to me, “I’d like to go to my girlfriend’s house again.”  I said, “Well I’m sure we could arrange a playdate with them again soon.”  He replies with a really dreamy look on his face as he stares out the van window, “I’d like to marry them on a cloud.  I think that would be very nice.”  I had to agree.  How dreamy.  What a honey-dripper….

2.    Speaking of honey-dripping…(nice segue to my next topic)… Quinn had a little moment last night.  Recently I got a perm in my hair.  If you have ever had one, you will know that it stinks and you can’t wash your hair for 2 days.  I finally have been able to wash my hair, and as Quinn was snuggling in it he said, “That smells better…It smelled like they put trash in it before.”  Ah, how sweet.  Brought a tear to my eye it did.

3.    And Jordy, well she’s just as awesome as ever.  She’s becoming a really great girlfriend and it’s nice.  She’s finally  working more with the whole babysitting gigs and such … (thanks to the Stevenson’s)… so there is more shopping in our future…YAY!

That’s it for me for today… I’m going to try to make a more conscious effort to contribute more.  We’ll see how that goes with summer holidays coming…Ya right.

“Cheap” beer prices going up

An article on Canoe.ca today warns me to enjoy that cheap beer because prices are going up soon.  I have only one answer to that:  HUH?  If the prices I’m paying now are cheap prices, it looks like I will just cut beer right out altogether.  I like beer.  I love beer.  But today’s beer prices are not cheap, not even close. (cue the old geezer voice)  I remember when you could buy a case of beer for, uh, well a lot less than you can today.  It really is a lot more expensive these days, I don’t understand why. 

Now keen readers of this blog will already know that beer prices are going to go up because I told you that already this month.  Or rather, a scientist from New Zealand told us that.

You may start to think that all I think about is beer, but that’s not true I was also thinking about beer and wine at the same time a little while ago.  In any case (that’s a beer pun), summer is just around the corner, and since those climate folks are predicting a warm one, I suggest we all stock up for the warm weather.  Ah beer, how can I stay mad at you?

Weekend at Bernie’s 2

If you recall, I mentioned a news story a little while back about 2 chuckleheads that tried to cash their dead friend’s social security cheque. Well this is a news story that just keeps on giving.  In a true Hollywood happy ending, they have been cleared of all charges in the matter.  Apparently the crux of their defense was simple:  they claim that their sick friend was actually alive when they plunked his butt into a chair and rolled him down the street.  He must have expired en route, they claim.

The prosecutor was unable to prove the time of death beyond a reasonable doubt, and they walked.

That’s just golden.