Skate Record in Mexico City? Pah!

I saw this article about how Mexico City is trying to have a world record recognized for the longest conga line of skaters.  They only managed 225 skaters, which is rather embarrassing.  Their rink is also shamefully teeny, only twice the size of a regular hockey rink.  I’m thinking this is a record that Ottawa could smash easily and forever, after all we do have the longest skating rink in the world.  How’s this for a rink (sourced from Wikipedia)?

The cleared length is 7.8 kilometres (4.8 miles) and has the equivalent surface area of 90 Olympic hockey rinks.

Those are Olympic sized rinks, folks, not regular rinks.  We could probably manage about oh I don’t know maybe 15000 people in our conga line?  That’s if the conga line was a straight one, imagine how many people we could get if it zigzagged….

The NCC should set their sights on this one, it would be lots of fun I bet.  And we could put those Mexico City people in their place.  Who skates in Mexico?

Moustach-tic!

Nikki recently saw an old picture of me where I had experimented with just a moustache, no beard. Her reaction was immediate and along the lines of “you better not ever have one of those again if you ever want any action”.   That seems clear enough to me, and in all honesty it didn’t look all that good.  However, after reflecting a bit, I wonder if her reaction was too hasty?

Of course I have grown a beard every winter for a long time, and Nikki loves the beard. Obviously the beard and the moustache are very separate things in her mind, despite one being an essential ingredient of the other. It made me wonder if maybe I didn’t give my earlier moustache the proper care and attention that these things deserve. So, I turned to the web of course and it’s rich tapestry of useless information.  It turns out there’s a lot of moustache-related information out there.  Most informative was this post on Metafilter.

From that post: a fun video clip about a Handlebar Moustache Club in England somewhere.  These guys invented “loveable curmudgeon”.  Of course there is also the afore-mentioned World Beard and Moustache Championship, which is the pinnacle of hirsute gentlemanly endeavours.  Awe-inspiring, to be sure.

I’m thinking that I will live to give the moustache another go, but maybe not until the all of the hair on my head completes it’s swan dive to the floor from my scalp.  Maybe those lonely hairs on my upper lip will be more welcome then, being the most northerly hair on my skull at that point (well, besides my eyebrows).

eMusic – An online music store that doesn’t suck

As I have written many times before, I tend to be an old fashioned sort when it comes to music.  I never use torrents or anything else to download music without paying.  I just think that however broken and corrupt the music industry is (and it is), it’s not fair to take something that someone made with their own two hands and not pay for it.  The artists may be getting screwed, but that’s still the deal they entered into, so it’s not fair to deny them the 7 cents they actually get from each CD. 

Similarly, I can’t abide buying music from iTunes or any other music store that uses any kind of copy protection (I know that some songs are available on iTunes without that protection).  So as a rule, I almost always buy real CDs.  There’s a couple of reasons this still makes sense for me.  There are several iPods in the house now, so we have one consolidated music library (we have for some time actually).  That same library is used by the living room player (Audiotron).  The problem starts here, because while the Audiotron can play many formats, it cannot play any protected content.  So if I buy anything that is protected, I have to strip that protection before I can store it once and play it anywhere.  That’s a pain in the neck for me, even though there are lots of good utilities out there that can do that.  So, I have been stuck with CDs, which is not all that bad since they also serve as a great backup.

So I was recently reading about how Amazon is becoming a large source of unprotected MP3 content and I thought, well I should give that a try.  The very large rub is you can’t buy those MP3s from Amazon if you live in Canada.  Probably a licensing thing, but that really sucks.  So I started to wonder where I could buy songs from in Canada, and that led me to eMusic and the topic of this rambling post.

I actually joined eMusic 5 years ago to have a look.  It didn’t seem to have a whole lot of content then, but things have changed considerably since then.  I reopened my account and for free I got my initial 30 MP3 downloads for free.  That’s pretty good when you stack it up to iTunes at .99c per song.  The basic subscription is $10 per month for 30 downloads.  I can cancel anytime and just keep the downloads I have.  That’s the best part about this subscription, it’s more like an access fee to a music buffett.  You don’t lose your “rights” to your music if you decide to stop paying.  The files themselves are unrestricted MP3 files at 192KB (which is the only slight downside since I usually rip everything a little higher than that, but really it’s not that big an issue) so I don’t have to do anything to them before I file them into the library at home.  Pretty sweet.

The big thing that gave me pause before was the selection of music on there.  There are no big label artists at all, just independents.  That takes a little getting used to, but after an hour or so of browsing and listening, I actually found lots of stuff I will probably be downloading.  I’m getting into the punk a little bit now, (just don’t ask, it’s a mid-life crisis thing) and there’ s tons of good stuff on there that needs listening to (I can almost see Noonan smugly nodding behind his beer).  I can see me getting my 30 songs a month without any problem at all, so the value is there.

So I can actually recommend this site to you folks now.  Go sign up and get your 30 free songs, and then quit if you want.  Strange that this doesn’t bother me in the least, but I won’t actually steal the songs directly.  I guess I have flexible morals. 

Speaking of flexible morals, if you are going to sign up, drop me a line and I will invite you to join.  If you do join I get more songs for free, so that’s a very selfish motive, but it doesn’t cost you anything either, right?  :-) 

What big eyes you have.

I see things on the Internet. Some things I wish I could un-see. Some things I mention here. This I will mention because it’s deeply weird, and makes me grossed out and compelled to look at the same time. It’s a photoshop contest where you replace the person’s eyes with little versions of their mouth. The closed-mouth ones are not as effective as the open-mouthed ones.

This is my favourite, I think, mostly because Keith looks exactly the same.

Keith Richards

There are PAGES of these, enjoy. I saw this first on Metafilter.

Santa Claus, Love Him or Hate Him

It’s been a rough year for Santa already, and he hasn’t even been to work yet.

First, he gets clocked in the face at a parade in Washington, lying unconscious for a block or two until his driver checked on him. Apparently somebody threw something hard at him and hit him in the face. A broken nose, two black eyes and a concussion that might just be cleared up by Christmas Eve if he takes it easy.

Then, just to add insult to injury, he is flying into a children’s party in Rio de Janeiro in a helicopter when somebody opened fire on him. Under a hail of bullets they returned to the airport safely, firmly marking a few names on the “Permanent Naughty” list.

Who can blame him for maybe cursing at a few kids in return?  I mean those ceaseless demands must get a bit old after a while, right?

Still it’s not all gloom for the jolly old fart. Some of us still like Santa. In fact there are some of you out there who rather like him far far too much. Like this woman who allegedly, ah, grabbed Santa by the Blitzens at a mall in Connecticut. She later denied the whole incident, but Santa knows if you’ve been bad or good. Time will tell what list this lady ended up on, I suppose.

I’ll take world geography for $200, Alex

Canadians get only a very general overview of World geography in public and high school, so I was sure that I would do very badly at this fun little game.  Basically it gives you a country or city or famous landmark and you have to click on a map of the world as quickly and as close to the target as possible.  If you think it sounds hard, it’s actually way harder than that.  Man, am I ever an ignorant git.

Anyway, it’s good fun and you might even learn something, I know I did.  Like where on the globe Easter Island is.  You know, the huge heads?  Yeah, where is that?  Good luck.