I have mentioned wild elephants before. This is really taking it up a notch, though. One hundred wild elephants attack a small town in India. Literally, attack. They swam across the river to the island town and now have occupied it for a week or so, eating and smashing. The villagers are using firecrackers and bonfires to try to scare them away, with little success.
They should have used chili bombs.
In a very strange turn of events, the ocean at a Sydney beach has decided it has had enough and has gone right sudsy in protest of all of the crap we throw into it.
I’m sure we are all familiar of the very natural occurrence of a huge wall of foam on top of the ocean for 30 miles? Of course we are, it happens all of the time. See the children as they frolic in the suds as we did when we were just knee high to a mutant turtle. Oh the memories.
Hey, waaait a sec.
Holy crap batman! What the heck is that? Why are people playing in it? That’s not natural, that’s the end of the world! Why doesn’t anybody else see that? Hm, let’s see, giant wall of dirty foam appears on the ocean? Possibly the end of the natural food chain? Let’s play in it! Too bad we can’t surf, eh?
The bubbles will come and smother us all, people. We will die horribly, giggling because they tickle so much. Mark my words.
I saw this on Neatorama, by the way.
Jesus H. You-Know-Who on a hockey stick, that’s a scary assed dog. A Schwarzen-whippet.
Apparently it’s because of a genetic condition, and the dog is really very gentle and cuddly. Suuure buddy. She chews rebar for fun and lives in a concrete doghouse. Anyway, that’s a nice doggy, good doggy.
Animal round-up time. Here are some things I have stumbled across in the last while….
Man, animals are strange animals, eh?
I thought I would post this because I know Nikki loves these little dogs. It’s sad that they have to recall all of these poor creatures…
“While pug owners are accustomed to dog malfunction, the latest animals are prone to more problems than just the usual joint failures, overheating, seizures, chronic respiratory defects, and inability to breed without assistance. The latest model pug is simply not in any way a viable dog.”
Be sure to look at the tragic photo gallery of affected dogs…
Following on top of the diving tigers from yesterday, this time we have some seriously funky and creepy creatures from much much deeper than a couple of feet. There are living nightmares down there. Very cool stuff, makes me kind of happy that I live up here, actually.
