So here I am getting a police check done for the preschool. Good.
– so our son can go to preschool, and I can do duty at the school.
So here I am getting birth certificates for all our kids. Good.
– so we have them and can get the universal and child tax benefit… late I know, but I’m on it now.
So here I am downloading forms for the universal and Child Tax Benefit and filling them out. Good.
– so when I get the birth certificates I can send it all in.
So then I’m called re: police check about a name discrepancy. Am I Daniels, or Vallentyne? Oh GREAT!
– so they need a marriage certificate to prove that I am both those people
So here I am filing for a Marriage Certificate on line. Good.
– so I can prove who I am
– so our son can go to preschool.
So here I am downloading an application for a name change so that WHEN I GET MY MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE, I CAN GET MY MY NAME CHANGED SO THE NEXT TIME I NEED A POLICE CHECK COMPLETED I’LL HAVE THAT DONE!!!! AHHHHHHH!
Could I possibly do more filing with ONTARIO LATELY!?!?!?!?
-3 birth certificates, comin’ up
-3 kids qualifying for the Child Tax Benefit comin’ up
-2 kids qualifying for the universal child tax benefit comin’ up
-1 application for a certificate of marriage please
-1 application for a name change please so that when I finally take myself out from all this government filing, they’ll know who I am and Court can painlessly file for the DEATH CERTIFICATE!
Now I know it is my own fault for not doing all of this sooner, but c’mon… how can anyone get away with fraud with all this cross referencing. Man!