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Contact Amnesia, or Good Friends are Cloud Worthy

“I got a new phone, so I lost all of my contacts, text me your names….”

Most of us probably know someone that has asked this question, usually on Facebook.  Maybe you have even had to do this yourself from time to time.  At best this is inconvenient, at worst you could lose something really important.   As a geek by profession, this would be personally embarrassing if it happened to me.

What if I told you it never has to happen again?

Let me now boldly claim:  I have never lost a digital contact in my life.  Every contact that I have ever created is still with me, through over a dozen different cell phones on different platforms.  Even better?  This monumental act of digital hoarding took exactly ZERO effort on my part.

How did I manage to achieve this seemingly herculean feat so easily where others fail?

It’s simple:  store contacts in your email account, and not on your phone.  That’s it.

Cloud Contact

Every cloud email provider today (outlook.com, gmail.com, etc.) has a contact feature that allows storage of all kinds of details about your contacts aside from their email address.   This storage of info is in the cloud, accessible from any device and survives the dreaded phone loss/damage/replacement problem easily. (In fact, when you combine that with OneDrive, there’s actually nothing stored permanently on my phone that I can’t recover instantly or with little effort).  Depending on your phone OS you may need to configure the contacts a little differently, but they all support this.  My vote goes to Office 365 or Outlook.com for pure simplicity, but you can get this done with most other major email providers.

 

Having your friend’s phone numbers stored on your phone’s internal SIM card is like telling them you don’t care enough to never forget them, and that might make them sad.

Good friends are cloud worthy.

However, I should warn you: this beautiful piece of advice comes with a dark side… Eventually you will need to get into that contacts list and clean it out.  Your dentist from 15 years ago?  Yeah, he’s still in there.  Even scarier:  Your ex?  Probably still in there.

So, you might want to add a reminder (in your Calendar, but that’s another post) for yourself to spend a minute or two every 6 months to delete those old contacts….  It could save some awkward conversations.

 

Windows 10 Calculator for Life’s Important Questions

Note: This post also appeared on the Microsoft Trending Hub, and Facebook, and Twitter which was pretty darn cool, although the images were broken and got mixed up with another post….  So I thought I would post it here with the right images.

If you are like me a calculator is something that essentially changed your life back in grade school.  Those dreaded times tables became child’s play with your trusty calculator handy.  OK so maybe the times tables weren’t so bad, but there were bigger nastier mathematical operations lurking in your future, and my trusty buddy would be there.

Looking sharp....

Looking sharp….

 

Years pass, and now I spend most of my time on my laptop.  But since my brain doesn’t get younger, I still rely on a calculator, which for years now has looked more or less like this.

My trusty friend...

My trusty friend…

 

The Windows XP calculator.  Serviceable, and functional to be sure.  Perhaps not terribly exciting though, and lacking in personality.

Lately though, my attention has been captured by a flashier model.  Windows 10 has brought many gifts, but one of the least known is the calculator…  Sure, it gets the job done with the regular math related stuff, and is very touch-friendly since that’s how we roll these days.

Win 10 Calculator

Win 10 Calculator

 

But what most people don’t know is just how life changing (yes, life changing) this calculator can be.  For instance, just click the hamburger and see what you get with this beauty.

Convert your LIFE

Yes folks, this calculator is also a CONVERTER of things; ever needed to know how many inches there are in 3 centimeters?  We got you covered.  How about how many teaspoons in 90 milliliters?  Yep we got that too.

Volume

Even better, there are other measurement suggestions given for each conversion.  For instance, 100Km/h when converted to miles/h looks like this.

Partial horses...

1.38 horses folks.  That’s something I wish I had known before…. Although the Knots conversion is also useful since I never really understood that before now.  It doesn’t take long to play around and find some other fun stuff.

Bathtubs

Bathtubs being a very reasonable quantity of measure, of course.

So, as if you needed another reason to use Windows 10 I would argue that this feature ALONE might even convert you.

(see what I did there?)

Limber Shaming – It needs to stop

I feel compelled today to tell you about something that happened to me recently.  I should say “again” since I have experienced this over and over again my entire life.  I’m finally mature enough, and strong enough to talk about it.  We’re here to talk about limber shaming, folks.  It’s very real.

In grade school I took Tae Kwon Do for several years, got my red belt even (this is a lot of Tae Kwon Do for a 6, 7, 8th grader).  Like any martial art, there’s a tremendous amount of kicking, and stretching.  Despite all of that practice, even gifted with youth, the best I was able to do was to really kick the crap out of somebody’s shins.  I just wasn’t flexible enough to manage a kick above my own waist.

I have long since resigned myself that touching of toes is just not for me.  The children’s song “Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes” is actually “Head, Shoulders, Knees and lower shins” for me.

I like to think of my challenges as more of a gift.  After all, my hamstrings are obviously much stronger (although half the length they should be) than most.  Maybe they were installed sideways, I will never know.

Needless to say the passage of time has not been kind to my flexibility.  Through a twisted and perverse fate, I happened to marry a wonderful woman who does not even have ligaments.  Nikki has the flexibility of an octopus, and never skips an opportunity to laugh and tease me when she notices how stiff I am.  This kind of shaming is the worst.  From time to time when she is bored she will arrange for me to do a yoga class with her and Lockrey.  I can easily hear their snickers and snorts over my own labored breathing as we do even the most basic of yoga poses.  I can do yoga no problem, but my repertoire is limited to the “sweaty two by four”, the “sideways two by four” and the “downward facing slightly warped two by four”.  Maybe one day her freakish flexibility will extend to her heart so she can really understand the struggles of the stiff <sniff>.

I have passed on my gifts to my sons, who sadly are doomed to stiffly clatter through life with me.  It’s very telling that Cael just said today:  “One day I will save my money and buy a long shoe horn so I can put on my shoes more easily.”

Weep for the Vallentyne children, people….  Think of us as Vallentyne Tin Men.  But of course, we already have very very sad hearts.  Just no hamstrings.

Me touching my toes

Me touching my toes