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Please Use This Song

If you haven’t seen any of John Lajoie’s stuff  before, be sure to go in with your thick skin on, since he doesn’t pull many punches in the name of comedy, but his latest song is absolutely fantastic and almost mass market friendly.  On purpose.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuQt9N4Dsok

The consumerism nod is bang on, and so is the sly music industry snark.  I like it, and like all good things, it’s catchy as hell.  Remind me to tell you about the time I saw him in Ottawa and woke up with powder for a kneecap….

 

Parents ruin Easter Egg Hunt, but teach children the Hunger Games

In what sounds like a fantastic display of appropriate grown-up behaviour, apparently a public Easter Egg hunt in Laval descended into chaos and anarchy as 10 000 people literally jumped a fence to start the hunt ahead of the proscribed time, with the following description from the CBC:

Displeased with the delay in the start of the hunt, some parents disassembled the fence, causing both children and parents to lurch forward ahead of the scheduled depart time.

“The hunt was supposed to start at noon, but some people arrived at 9:30 a.m. and got impatient,” said Cocothon organizer Angella Pattas.

“It was really the beginning of the loss of control.”

Some children got pushed over as others ran forth to scoop up plastic eggs containing treats.

Other youngsters came away with nothing — especially after some parents snatched eggs out of other children’s baskets to give them to their own kids.

Luckily, no one was injured.

Yep, nobody was injured, except civility, common sense and good judgment.  Clearly those casualties were evident at this event.

Obviously if there IS a time where knocking children to the ground in a mob-maddened scramble for a few cents worth of shitty chocolate is perfectly fine, it must be at Easter time.  You would never get away with this kind of crap at Halloween, hip-checking little Disney princesses and Spidermen out of the way to get some Twizzlers.  Nossir.  That’s a refined, proper holiday.

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Windows Phone 8.1 for the win…

So, I might have mentioned last week that I was excited about the new Windows Phone update.  Well, it showed up bright and early Monday morning, and it was absolutely worth the wait.

Cortana is the biggest feature delivered by far.  It’s Microsoft’s answer to Siri and Google Now, but absolutely holds her own and more.  Considering it’s BRAND new this is an amazing feature that is able to compete very well indeed with the other players in this area that have had 2 years or more to come up to speed.  Have a look at this showdown to see what I mean.

Even more than that, the Word Flow Shape Writing keyboard is something I never really knew I was missing (something like this has been available as an Android app for a while) until you use it.  It’s nothing short of incredible to use.  The unbelievable accuracy of my random swiping around is literally amazing.  It’s already won a Guinness World Record, if that’s your thing.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM60BZUTOC8#action=share
Anyway, it’s just way too much fun for a geek like me to play with, and there’s more to come since it’s all just a developer preview…

 

 

Windows Phone 8.1

Once upon a time I was pretty stoked about another mobile device, which now seems so very very boring.  These days I’m completely and totally stoked about the Windows Phone 8.1 release.  I mean really stoked.  I’ve been really obsessively checking for the developer release bits the last couple of days, since there was a moment in time where folks thought that might show up today.  However, it seems that I need to stop hitting update every 30 minutes or so, since this guy know a lot more about the release than I do:

So I can perhaps give the Internet a rest for the weekend, and probably stop checking.  Still incredibly stoked though, in a way that that other phone company used to get me excited for.

 

Golden Age of commercial cliffhangers

Cael and I have been recently re-watching The Dukes of Hazzard, because there’s just never enough Hazzard in your life.  Anyway, we have it on DVD but the setups for the commercials are of course still there, just like they were aired.  I realize that lots of shows do this, set up a dramatic scene just before they cut to commercial, and then in some cases the post commercial review can be quite long before you get to the action again.  But I must say that few shows in memory did it quite as well as the Dukes.  I mean, come on, look at this one….

Look out Bo and Luke, overly dramatic villain guy is right behind you.....

Look out Bo and Luke, overly dramatic villain guy is right behind you…..

 

This is awesome, and I really think as an art form it’s lost.  You just can’t fake this kind of fakery any more.  It was real back then, and innocent in it’s silliness.  And it wasn’t any less entertaining even though we all knew that there was no way that guy was going cave in Bo’s blond head with that wrench.  But that was TV back then and we LOVED it.  Well, adolescent boys did I guess.

For the record, Cael laughed himself silly at this guy’s expression, and we just had to pause it here to take this pic.  Fortunately Bo and Luke got themselves out of this pickle, just in time for the another pickle to be set up for the next commercial break….