Automatic Cow Scratching Brushes are a thing

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So it seems that I’m not 100% up to date on the latest farm technology, which I know is shocking.  However, I think I need to invest in one of these beauties for Lloyd.  That’s a happy cow.  Like blissfully happy.  I mean, just look at this thing.  That, and an automatic feeder, and Lloyd’s entire life needs are met.

Obligatory jokes:

  • Beef tenderizer
  • Scratching your rump roast something or other
  • Pre-Whipped cream
  • Milkshakes bringing the bulls to the yard

I needed to get those out there, or I wouldn’t have slept otherwise.

This is all via Boing Boing.

One thought on “Automatic Cow Scratching Brushes are a thing”

  1. Slow clap for you for that last reference of Milkshakes to the yard. Not sure you can wear that “old man Vallentyne” handle just yet.

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