All The Action You Require In a Movie

To say that this clip has some action in it might be an understatement.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yysbbPStfWw&feature=player_embedded

It makes the Matrix look like a documentary about a chess game.  What the heck is going on in this movie?  It’s ridiculous, campy, awesome, original and silly at the same time.  It makes me want to see the whole movie, but I have a sneaky suspicion we all just saw the best parts.  It perfectly tweaks all of my moronic male action movie triggers.

I will make a prediction that Nikki will not watch the whole clip to the end.  I would imagine most guys will watch to the end, because we are wired to like stupid crap like this.  Every once I a while the stupid rises up in me and I am biologically compelled to watch a movie like this.  I will declare this fact, and Nikki pretends to watch it with me in a show of solidarity, but in reality will be asleep before the first 10 guys are killed.  She’s a lightweight when it comes to mindless violence, although she does have a soft spot for superhero movies.  I wonder if it has anything to do with the rippling muscles and spandex?  Huh.

Damn you Hugh Jackman.  Damn you and my simple-minded addiction to slow motion explosions.