It seems that I have finally found someone to listen to my ideas, and it seems that the groundswell of support for me is finally beginning. Just one week after I proposed the idea, President Obama today announced that I am a genius, and he will do exactly what I suggested.
Thank you, thank you.
The applause is deafening. It took quite a while for the recognition, but this blog’s 13 hits per day is finally paying off.
Look for more brilliant ideas here soon. Eventually I will solve all of the world’s problems.