“So help me, gay baby”

Just read an interview with two of my favourite news anchors, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.  It’s typically hilarious, and incisive and it makes some typically good points about the US financial crisis, the presidential election campaign especially.

STEPHEN COLBERT: One of the things I love about my character is I can make vast declarations and it doesn’t matter if I’m wrong. I love being wrong. So my character can tell you exactly what’s going to happen: The Democrats are going to change everything. We’re going to have gay parents marrying their own gay babies. Obama’s gonna be sworn in on a gay baby. The oath is gonna end ”So help me, gay baby.” 
STEWART: Then they’ll head right over to the abortion mixer. There’ll be a dance, and then there’ll be a little tent set up outside, just in case anybody wants an RU-486. 

I didn’t know what the heck RU-486 was, either, so I added the link….

Check it out.