Oh lord, I must be sleep deprived, but this struck me as so funny, I had to resort to some very fancy peristaltic acrobatics to make sure I didn’t spray paint my monitor with coffee.
Greenpeace is having a Name a Whale contest. They asked for names from the public. They got 11 000 names, which were whittled down to 30, noble names from various languages, but one of which was Mr. Splashy Pants. Guess which one currently has an overwhelming lead?
Results here, vote for Mr. Splashy Pants here.
 Saw this on Boing Boing.