People can be classified into two groups, you are either a Roth or a Hagar.  Despite the fact that there has been years of Hagar, not all of them bad, I have always felt most comfortable as a Roth.  So it is with great satisfaction that I bring you this news:  Van Halen will be touring with David Lee Roth this fall.  Nikki won’t be pleased, she’s a true-blue Hagar.  You might think that the Roth-Hagar split would put stress on our marriage.  You would be right, I still bear the scars from our first attempt to “discuss” this matter.

I secretly think Nikki just likes Sammy Hagar because of his benchmark 80’s hair that everyone wanted at the time.

In any case, now that (maybe) David Lee Roth will actually reunite with the band, the original line-up is (almost) intact.  (Apparently that other guy in the band, the bassist, whassisname, won’t be playing)

All is right in the universe.  Just don’t ask Nikki.