Ontario Government Filing… It’s my new hobby.

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So here I am getting a police check done for the preschool. Good.
– so our son can go to preschool, and I can do duty at the school.

So here I am getting birth certificates for all our kids. Good.
– so we have them and can get the universal and child tax benefit… late I know, but I’m on it now.

So here I am downloading forms for the universal and Child Tax Benefit and filling them out. Good.
– so when I get the birth certificates I can send it all in.

So then I’m called re: police check about a name discrepancy. Am I Daniels, or Vallentyne? Oh GREAT!
– so they need a marriage certificate to prove that I am both those people

So here I am filing for a Marriage Certificate on line. Good.
– so I can prove who I am
– so our son can go to preschool.

So here I am downloading an application for a name change so that WHEN I GET MY MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE, I CAN GET MY MY NAME CHANGED SO THE NEXT TIME I NEED A POLICE CHECK COMPLETED I’LL HAVE THAT DONE!!!! AHHHHHHH!

Could I possibly do more filing with ONTARIO LATELY!?!?!?!?

-3 birth certificates, comin’ up
-3 kids qualifying for the Child Tax Benefit comin’ up
-2 kids qualifying for the universal child tax benefit comin’ up
-1 application for a certificate of marriage please
-1 application for a name change please so that when I finally take myself out from all this government filing, they’ll know who I am and Court can painlessly file for the DEATH CERTIFICATE!

Now I know it is my own fault for not doing all of this sooner, but c’mon… how can anyone get away with fraud with all this cross referencing. Man!

One thought on “Ontario Government Filing… It’s my new hobby.”

  1. I soooo hear ya!! I filed for my marriage certificate. They send me back a letter addressed to Stacey Bottema that they are missing name information on the marriage of Stacey Scott and Michel Bottema??? WTF?? Was there a 3rd person involved in the marriage?? What should have taken a guaranteed 15 days because I filed online took 35 days because there was information missing?? I sent them back the form saying Stacey Scott married Michel Bottema and therefore became Stacey Bottema. No other parties were involved!

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