It’s an ad, but it’s still good.

This is the closest I will ever get to my dream of stuffing a pillow with David Hasselhoff’s chest hair. Ok, it’s not really a dream of mine, but it might be somebody’s dream, and if so, this site is for you.

http://www.waxhoff.com/

Again, I say; if there’s a better use for the Internet, I haven’t found it.