…before I pluck my own eyes out with my thumbs. This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen, why can’t I win at this dumb game? Actually it’s not that dumb at all, it’s fascinating. I have things worked out so I can get “max”ed out on 7 out of 8 objects, but why won’t the rocks level up? Why? Why?

Yes, I was a little bored at work on Friday.