I posted earlier today about the complete and utter lack of sweet caffeine in Mountain Dew here in Canada. Well, timing being everything, this little link came across Metafilter tonight, and now I know that if I could buy genuine American Mountain Dew, I could drink just over 192 cans of it before I died from a caffeine overdose. Strangely, it would take 258 cans of Dr. Pepper to get the job done. And (fortunately I guess) it would take 2350 cans of Decaffeinated Lemon Tea Snapple to ice me.

I will leave the groaning denouement up to you for that parting pun. What? Sue me, I posted this under Stupidity, what do you expect?