Here’s a nice one about a couple that apparently had quite the fight. I guess they made up and he thought they were ok and they started to fool around on the bed. She tied him up and got a kitchen knife and bobbitted him. Then she flushes the thing down the toilet, unties him and drives him to the hospital. So, the police and a plumber come back to his house, arrest her and pull the toilet up from the floor where they were able to retrieve the thing, and the hospital re-attached it.
Here’s a link to the original story.

I know you were wondering too, so I found this article that describes just what the heck is involved with that sort of thing, and just how long can these things remain, um, unattached?

Doctor, Please Reattach My … – How long can you wait before sewing a severed body part back on?

Wow.