Nikki is a superhero. You

Nikki is a superhero. You don’t know it because she disguises it so well, though. It’s her suburban Mom alter-ego. Her super-powers include:

  • being able to yawn without opening her mouth
  • cooking for many many humans while remaining beautiful
  • swimming 1km without vomiting
  • almost folding her eyelids backwards
  • restraining a feral baby with one arm
  • uber-planning and scheduling abilities

There are certainly others.

Keep that in mind when you deal with her, she’s always fighting for the side of good.