Welcome to the world of photocopy hell, brother. Every single work day of my life I have fought this battle. It is a well-known fact that photocopiers were invented for the sole purpose of destroying the sanity of its users, one sheet of paper at a time. There is Chinese Water Torture and then there is Photocopier Torture. It is obvious which one is more damaging. We have gone beyond a first name basis with our copier repairman – Bill now has a suite here on site and valet parking.

Collated we stand, sorted we fall. Duplexed we are simply screwed.