Another right foot has washed ashore in BC. We have been here before.  This makes 4 right feet in less than a year on 4 separate beaches in BC.

The police chief was not that optimistic on solving the case, but did seem to be flexible enough:

“Next year, we will do the hokey-pokey even if we don’t get the left foot in.”

I’m all out of puns on this one, it’s just getting weirder.