If you recall, I mentioned a news story a little while back about 2 chuckleheads that tried to cash their dead friend’s social security cheque. Well this is a news story that just keeps on giving.  In a true Hollywood happy ending, they have been cleared of all charges in the matter.  Apparently the crux of their defense was simple:  they claim that their sick friend was actually alive when they plunked his butt into a chair and rolled him down the street.  He must have expired en route, they claim.

The prosecutor was unable to prove the time of death beyond a reasonable doubt, and they walked.

That’s just golden.